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With This Bean, I Thee Wed

Coffee & Tea Gifts for Wedding Favors and Bridal Favors!

Coffee & Tea Wedding Favors? How Brilliant!

All aboooard! Starbucks has officially missed the boat of ingenious when it comes to wedding favors. I just found out about what may end up being the most awesome< ;/a> wedding favor in the history of weddings, favors, bridal favors, and favors in general: coffee and tea wedding favors!

Favor of a lifetime: Coffee Wedding Favors

I'm a self-confessed workaholic. No, I won't quit. See that crown molding? Those vaulted ceilings? That important looking lawyer standing over there? How about that sweet Ferrari 355 Spider out front? Oh, you're impressed, eh? Fine. Look at the mirror. No, the twenty foot one I had imported from Pakistan. Yes. See my reflection? Not even this huge mirror can contain my ego! It's that big.

That's why I won't quit working. A guy like me? Shoot, I redefine macho. In fact, I believe my last name is Latin for macho. Seriously. Well, that or somethin' equally cool. Listen, I make Rambo question his own manhood! Don't even get me started on how ravishing I am. Did you know the professional wrestler, "Ravishing" Rick Rude (rest in peace, Ricky) based his ultra arrogant, narcissistic character persona after meeting me in Miami for the 2nd Annual Cruise for Macho Men? Oh yeah, I'm a man's man, because I am am the man!

I'm like a professional athlete, and coffee and tea are my steroids. In order for me to work like a madman, stay up for two days straight (don't worry, I know the hallucinations are only real half of the time), and meet my deadlines, I gotta have the extra edge. So, it's my coffee or my tea. I'm not married to either one. Sometimes I like to mix it up, but bottom line, I've gotta have my coffee and tea bottoms up a few times each day in order to make it happen.

Lord, Take Me Now!

Personally speaking, weddings are totally boring. I enjoy the bachelor parties, of course, but that's about it. Everything is too formal and borderline antiquated. If I may be so frank, and I will, weddings suck--especially bridal showers! My wife dragged me into a bridal shower one time, and I was so bored that I ended up playing XBOX with one of the guest's children. And, you best believe I took that kid to school on Halo 2, son! Don't mess with a man whose bored and loaded on the 'fee or the 'ea.

A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed

My machoism is so outta control that I start fights at weddings. I don't even mutter negative remarks under my breath during the part of a wedding where the dude is pronouncing his so called love for my soon-to-be-ex-wife in a highly anti-macho method. I may be incredible, but I'm civilized. Besides, if I cause a little trouble, the chicks there--no doubt members of the bridal shower brigade--would look down on me, and that'd have a terrible effect on my ability to work the wedding. Yes, I'm single on purpose, and weddings have tons of hot, single chicks. A real man is always on the prowl. I have to. Weddings are boring. What else can I do?

Anyway, enough about my fantastic self. Back to what I was preachin'. Ahh yes, weddings and bridal showers suck. Well, that was true until 13.8 seconds ago. I just found out that these wicked cool coffee and tea wedding favors are now available! Thank the Macho one above. About time. Now I can go to a wedding and leave with something useful--for free! Can't beat that.

Oh yeah, the selection of coffee and tea wedding favors is off the hook, son! They've got lotsa coffee and tea blends, and even some very classy mugs and other accessories. It'd look fantastic in my 5,000 square foot crib, and those coffee and tea wedding favors shall be a welcomed addition to fueling my machoism into orbit. Heck, if wedding planners or whoever is in charge of wedding or bridal shower favors starts loading up these events with gourmet coffee and tea, I'll start showin' up at weddings I'm not even invited to simply to raid the premium coffee and